Thursday, July 03, 2003

Saving Ryan's Privates

My brother is absolutely determined to finish Harry Potter #5 in two days. And by God he did it - 500 pages yesterday - 400 today. I haven't read it yet. Harry's growing up so fast.

Me: Harry is supposedly more "adult" now, girlfriend and all - what does that mean, he has sex??
Bro: Yeah, that's why they call it "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's BONE."

Gross. But that reminded me of when I used to work at the Wherehouse. People used to return their rentals at the cashier and you'd see some funny ass names of the porn tapes such as: Forest Hump, Edward Penishands, Romancing the Bone.



Anonymous Tristan said...

Quite helpful piece of writing, much thanks for this article.

Monday, December 12, 2011 7:01:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home