So my grandma came over on Sunday for dinner. As usual - armed with useless pictures that we recently took at the funeral, of all places. She went up to my brother and said...

GRAM: I have some pictures here. Want to see them?
BRO: NO.

10 seconds later.

GRAM: Hey - there are some photos here.

No one responds.

10 seconds later - walking up to my brother for the third time -

GRAM: Marky - there are some pictures here of you. Wanna see them?
BRO: I said NO.
GRAM: ....Some are nice and some are ugly.
ME: Haaaaa that is the rudest goddam thing I've ever heard!
BRO: God! I definitely don't want to see them now.
ME: Grandma you're so freakin' rude - show me his the ugly ones!
GRAM: Nah I was just joking - they're all nice of you Mark.
BRO: In case you didn't hear me the first time: I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY PICTURES.