There is this family of asparagus - and they are self conscious cause their pee stinks...
We saw ELF yesterday. True I am partial cause I love Will Ferrell. Figgy and I wrote him a fan letter once - hello - how retarded. and he wrote back and enclosed and autograph picture. more retarded. Damn I need to find that thing.

Anyway- the movie was really sweet and hilarious. I laughed out loud only cause the part was perfect for Will Ferrell. He is crazy.

Oh I forgot - how could I??? We saw the Matrix Revolutions two weeks ago - can you believe I didn't go see it on the first day? Something told me I wouldn't like it - it was ok - not great. I still love Keanu but there wasn't much of him in there anyway.

Every other movie coming out looks like crap. There is nothing I want to see.

Oh - something else - we rented Boat Trip - don't ask why. Anyway, when you put the dvd in the player - and you're waiting for the features - hello - there are boobs galore. I looked at the screen and told Kyle - I think we got porn by mistake. Kyle was like - "What are you talking about Blockbuster doesn't have porn." I had no idea. I guess no place has porn anymore. When I worked at the Wherehouse in the 90's we had a big porn section and I always thought it was so disgusting to touch those tapes when those freaks returned them. Huh. I guess I never really thought about it - but yeah - there is no porn section at Blockbuster or Hollywood Video. That's good.