you say potato, i say porn
Because my grandparents just moved, they get 6 months free cable - that is HBO, Showtime...everything.
Gram: Last night I saw a show where women carried men on their shoulders or some weird thing.
Me: What, like Amazing Race?
Gram: I've been watching a lot of porn lately.
Me: Uh - what?
Gram: Well we have this free cable and it comes on after all the movies I watch.
Me: Does that mean you have to WATCH the porn? Jesus just turn it off!
Gram: It's quite interesting.
Gram: Last night I saw a show where women carried men on their shoulders or some weird thing.
Me: What, like Amazing Race?
Gram: I've been watching a lot of porn lately.
Me: Uh - what?
Gram: Well we have this free cable and it comes on after all the movies I watch.
Me: Does that mean you have to WATCH the porn? Jesus just turn it off!
Gram: It's quite interesting.
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oh my! *fans her neck with paper from her desk*
Hi there, I found your link via RubberSol's blog and I must say this entry tickled me silly. Thanks for the laugh!!
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