Kids kick ass
School's back in session. How do I know this? Cause everyday at 3pm, these kids cross the open field in front of my house. First come the girls, who - for some reason - feel the need to yell "BITCHES" at the top of their lungs. What the hell, is that their gang name or something? And how can they be in a gang - they're only in the 6th grade!
Then come the boys. There is always two of them who start beating the shit out of each other while a circle of kids watches and cheers them on. Backpacks flailing, Trapper Keepers...awry. Kidding, do they even make Trapper Keepers anymore? Whatever. It's bad. One time I wanted to call the cops cause the fat one was totally kicking the little one's ass. I never bothered to look to see if it's always the same two, I doubt it.
Anyway, shut up kids. Oprah's on and I want to see what she gives away next.
Then come the boys. There is always two of them who start beating the shit out of each other while a circle of kids watches and cheers them on. Backpacks flailing, Trapper Keepers...awry. Kidding, do they even make Trapper Keepers anymore? Whatever. It's bad. One time I wanted to call the cops cause the fat one was totally kicking the little one's ass. I never bothered to look to see if it's always the same two, I doubt it.
Anyway, shut up kids. Oprah's on and I want to see what she gives away next.
1 Comments:
Hee hee! I love the Oprah comment. I don't get why 6th graders are pretending to be such hoods so early in life either...but I think they do still make trapper keepers in more updated fabric covered versions. I know, I wondered for a long time too and then bumped into some at Target (not sure if they're by the same people or called Trapper Keeper anymore, but same concept is at work).
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