you're my snack pack
I went to my Grandma's house. She had this letter openner sitting on her table from the "elder abuse" organization. I think she's reporting me...
Gram: Look what I got from the elder abuse people.
Me: What is that some sort of weapon? That blade is sharp - you can kill someone with that.
Gram: They also gave me pudding.
I guess you cut someone for abusing you, then you have a light snack? Those old people are dangerous...and hungry.