Monday, March 21, 2005

slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know

Reason #33
Why Jenn might be a bad mother:

Um, yeah.

Here's some advice. When you reach down to pick up your kid, it might be a wise idea, NOT to have a tootsie pop in your mouth. You just might poke the kid in the eye.

NOT THAT, that happened to me! Oh no, no...I'm just warning YOU. In case that should happen...to...you.

Um, anyone have an eyepatch?
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5 Comments:

Blogger alexis said...

At least he's still got one good one ;)

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:32:00 PM  
Blogger Nanette said...

Dress him up as a pirate and tell everyone that he's in a pirate phase. Doesn't every kid have a phase like that? ::looking around:: Or was that just me?...Um, awkward...

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 8:51:00 AM  
Blogger Leslie said...

OR how about when your kid is sitting on the ground, and you lift your leg to cross it over the other...and you end up kicking him in the face. That's always fun.

Or you're pulling up your daughter's pants, and since she's a lightweight, you lift her two feet off of the ground...and then she crashes straight onto her face. Boy, those were the days.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:05:00 PM  
Blogger justJENN said...

Um. I've done the kick the kid in the head thing.

*for shame*

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We used to play the "why am I hitting you" game. Sometimes it became the "mom, why are you hitting me" game. Yeah...those were the good old days.

Don't look at me like that - we were both laughing. At least I never tried to put his EYE OUT.
-kat

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 6:05:00 PM  

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