Friday, April 08, 2005

We’re going where the wind is blowing...

What idiot who would take their kid to walk on the beach, on the windiest day of the year? Hello, I am that idiot.

I couldn't even push the stroller. We were just...standing still. It was awful. I watched as people ran to their cars and couldn't even open the doors. I don't know what's up with the weather today. It looked nice out!

It was SO windy that:

1. I saw a dog trying to walk straight, but it kept getting blown to the right. Tragic, yet hilarious.

2. My shirt flew up almost over my head. Thank god no one was around.

3. Heavy trash can lids were popping off like bottle caps, barreling themselves into our path.

4. The kid happily leaned out of his stroller a la Leo DiCaprio on Titanic, trying to grab the wind.

5. I saw a VERY OLD fat man wearing a shirt that said, "I LOVE INTERCOURSE."

That last one had nothing to do with the wind, but I smiled and walked quickly in the opposite direction.


Blogger Leslie said...

Wind or no wind, I miss the L.A. weather (sans the smog). Waaaaa!

Saturday, April 09, 2005 7:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for being that kind of idiot who also shares with us:).

Monday, April 11, 2005 7:41:00 PM  
Blogger Pigs said...

Haaaa! I like number 5. And your blog! I linked from one n Jen's blog...she recommended you! I'll be back! :o)

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 7:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Michele said...

Thanks for the laugh! "I love intercourse" That's hilarious.

Saturday, April 16, 2005 11:04:00 AM  
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