Monday, May 23, 2005

Thank you, no I'm straight.
No, I meant are you in here FOR drugs?"

Oh my word.
I am a new woman.
I have never felt better. I went to the doctor and she gave me this little blue pill (not Viagra, thanks). Miraculously, the nausea went away. I used to eat maybe once a day, at around 10 at night, and usually just crackers, at that. Now, I have been eating full meals and even had a decaf coffee frappuccino today. Not only that, I used to nap 3-4 hours a day, (probably cause no food = no energy) and now I nap about 10-30 minutes. I have TONS o' energy too.

Thank god for that blue pill. It could be a condensed form of crack for all I know, and if it is...give me more.


Anonymous Uccellina said...

So once, when I was driving through an inner-city neighborhood of Hartford, CT, a woman approached my car as it was stopped at a light.

"You straight?" she asked, waving her bandaged hand.

"Um, no, actually, I'm not." It seemed like an awfully personal question, but I thought maybe she just really needed someone to talk to. I did have a rainbow sticker on my car, after all.

She tore off the bandage to reveal a selection of I-don't-know-what in little baggies. "What do you need?"

I apologized for the misunderstanding and pulled away.

Sunday, May 22, 2005 9:02:00 PM  
Blogger foodiechickie said...

Glad you are feeling better.

Monday, May 23, 2005 9:31:00 AM  
Blogger Victoria Winters said...

Yay for drugs! :)

Monday, May 23, 2005 10:18:00 AM  

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