Saturday, August 13, 2005

ants in your pants

I wrote a poem. Here it is:

Ants. I hate you, you little bastards.

Pretty good, huh? Ants have invaded and taken over my kitchen. I am very unhappy. It wasn't so bad til I saw one floating in my nicely brewed Japanese Cherry Tea this morning. Then I was like, it's on bitches. I want to take my little finger and smash all of them with all my might.

Stupid ants.


Blogger Nanette said...

I hate ants, too. Supposedly California is just one giant ant hill. Gross.

Sunday, August 14, 2005 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous shiz said...

We have ants too!!! They're in the kitchen, in the dog food, and even in the shower (WTF are they doing in the shower?!)... DIE ANTS DIE!

Sunday, August 14, 2005 12:42:00 PM  
Blogger foodiechickie said...

We've got them too:( Each Summer like clockwork they migrate to my apartment. Bastards.

Sunday, August 14, 2005 2:16:00 PM  
Anonymous myra said...

ANTS SUCK! I left my new powerbook on the kitchen table overnight and the little suckers crawled in!

Sunday, August 14, 2005 2:38:00 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

We get the little bastards invading at least once a year or so. I hate them too. I agree that California must be one big ant (and termite) hill.

Sunday, August 14, 2005 5:17:00 PM  
Blogger DougBot said...

As our house had been empty for months before we bought it, we fought the little buggers for months after we moved in.

Hate them so much--right now I know they're mostly looking for water and they're basicaly little organic robots, but that doesn't stop me from squishing every one I see.

Sunday, August 14, 2005 10:39:00 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

Here's an ant haiku for you:

I hate ants too, Jenn.
They drive me crazy, crazy.
Burn in hell, damn ants.

I'm so poetic. Next time I'll whip up a sonnet.

Monday, August 15, 2005 1:42:00 AM  
Blogger Rokes said...

You said it, sister. I HATE ants, and ANY bugs for that matter! Moving here hasn't helped, as there have been 3 different kinds of ants (regular, "crazy" ants that run so crazy that you can hardly catch them to smash them! and the carpenter ants...sick!) and slew of other gross bugs! There was even a centipede IN my bed!! I couldn't sleep for months, cuz I was told they travel in pairs and I only found one!! Scary!! :(

Tuesday, August 16, 2005 7:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Xavier said...

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