I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I know one thing and that's I love you
I have become dumb. I used to have half a brain. Now at 8 months pregnant, it's gone. Oh yeah.
Being at THE mall and all, I had to bring The Carvery home for the husband. So I went to order him the prime rib dinner. The counter person said, "Would you like the 6oz or the 9oz?" I said, "What's the difference?" She replied, "Um, three ounces."
Duh. I felt stupid. My mom said, "I was wondering why you asked that." I guess what I meant to say was - "Size wise, show me how much bigger one is than the other. On the plate. Convince me to spend the money." But it didn't come out that way. And I looked dumb.
Once this baby comes out, I better get my smarts back.
It's all I got.
.
Being at THE mall and all, I had to bring The Carvery home for the husband. So I went to order him the prime rib dinner. The counter person said, "Would you like the 6oz or the 9oz?" I said, "What's the difference?" She replied, "Um, three ounces."
Duh. I felt stupid. My mom said, "I was wondering why you asked that." I guess what I meant to say was - "Size wise, show me how much bigger one is than the other. On the plate. Convince me to spend the money." But it didn't come out that way. And I looked dumb.
Once this baby comes out, I better get my smarts back.
It's all I got.
.
3 Comments:
Ahh XTC.
No. The only smarts you're losing is thinking you looked dumb. She's lucky you're under doctor's orders and hormonal.
Just today I was reminiscing on a similar incident. Only in our case the woman seemed to want to duke it out upon our clarification.
-kat
I love that song! The whole album is awesome...I'm going to go listen to it right now. ;)
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