It's on the inside that counts
Dear Baby-inside-of-me,
I think we should see other people. It's been nice, but we are obviously not right for each other. Maybe if we separated for a bit, we could be friends again someday. Like in 6 weeks.
Your insistent need for attention by kicking my spleen 20 times a day is not only violent, but annoying. Not to mention the fact that I am either constantly sick or hungry around you.
I can tell you that your little brother-to-be is anxiously awaiting your arrival, cause he will get his normal, not-so-fat-able-to-lift-him-up-mommy, back again. He has also already named you Meatball or Bing Bong, whichever you prefer. I'm not a fan of either, frankly.
I will always love you, but let's take some time apart. Really. I'm not kidding. Get out of me. Thanks.
Love,
me
.
I think we should see other people. It's been nice, but we are obviously not right for each other. Maybe if we separated for a bit, we could be friends again someday. Like in 6 weeks.
Your insistent need for attention by kicking my spleen 20 times a day is not only violent, but annoying. Not to mention the fact that I am either constantly sick or hungry around you.
I can tell you that your little brother-to-be is anxiously awaiting your arrival, cause he will get his normal, not-so-fat-able-to-lift-him-up-mommy, back again. He has also already named you Meatball or Bing Bong, whichever you prefer. I'm not a fan of either, frankly.
I will always love you, but let's take some time apart. Really. I'm not kidding. Get out of me. Thanks.
Love,
me
.
3 Comments:
Wow, 6 weeks left. Hopefully, it will fly by for you. It was nice to meet you drving down %rte*s(a.
I so remember this feeling and sooooo feel for you Jenn.
Wishing great frenetic speed for your next 6 weeks...
Oh, you poor thing. This has to be 10 times worse than regular pregnancies. But still you are danged funny.
I vote for Meatwad or Brak for short.
-kat
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