Now hear this - SUCK IT.
God, my throat hurts from yelling/laughing so hard. I went to the old folks house to visit. My Kid walked up to Grandpa and handed him a cracker.
Gramps: "What's this?"
Jenn: "He gave you a cracker."
Gramps: "A what?"
Jenn: "A cracker."
Gramps: "Send it back to her?"
Jenn: "A CRACKER. A CRACK--ER."
Gramps: "Suck it?"
Mind you, this is right after THIS conversation:
Jenn: "The Kid likes mandarin oranges from a can."
O.G.: "From where?"
Jenn: "A can. Of oranges."
O.G.: "Where is that?"
Jenn: "Can. CAN. C.A.N. CAN."
O.G.: "I've never been there."
Jenn: "CAN, GODDAMIT! CAN CAN CAN CAN! That's it. I can't take it anymore, I'm taking you to get a hearing test."
O.G.: "OH NO! They're just going to tell me that I need a hearing aid."
Jenn: "You think?"
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Gramps: "What's this?"
Jenn: "He gave you a cracker."
Gramps: "A what?"
Jenn: "A cracker."
Gramps: "Send it back to her?"
Jenn: "A CRACKER. A CRACK--ER."
Gramps: "Suck it?"
Mind you, this is right after THIS conversation:
Jenn: "The Kid likes mandarin oranges from a can."
O.G.: "From where?"
Jenn: "A can. Of oranges."
O.G.: "Where is that?"
Jenn: "Can. CAN. C.A.N. CAN."
O.G.: "I've never been there."
Jenn: "CAN, GODDAMIT! CAN CAN CAN CAN! That's it. I can't take it anymore, I'm taking you to get a hearing test."
O.G.: "OH NO! They're just going to tell me that I need a hearing aid."
Jenn: "You think?"
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4 Comments:
This reminds me of talking to my dad! Very funny, yet very frustrating at the same time! :)
What is it about old folks that they can't hear anything you say unless you threaten them with a hearing test. THAT they hear just fine!
At least everyone still has their eyes.
-kat
I snorted when Grandpa got suck it out of cracker.
lol!
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