Now I would do most anything
to get you back by my side
Now that my SIL is here, the Kid is all about her. It used to be "MOMMY MOMMY," now he no longer loves me. Boys. Another girl comes along and suddenly they're over you. Poo. Fickle monkey.
We'll see how this second Kid is. We have a name. Yes, we do. And I'm pretty darn sure we're sticking to it. I have 7 weeks to retract that statement, mind you. I didn't take my own advice and I told some people what we chose. Mistake. As I said before, it's best to keep these things to yourself because people always have shit to say about it. Hey, if you don't like the name I picked, push your own Kid out of your body is all I'm saying.
All I can tell you is, it's better than my mother's brilliant suggestion of JOCK. Yes. As in itch, or strap. She was serious.
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We'll see how this second Kid is. We have a name. Yes, we do. And I'm pretty darn sure we're sticking to it. I have 7 weeks to retract that statement, mind you. I didn't take my own advice and I told some people what we chose. Mistake. As I said before, it's best to keep these things to yourself because people always have shit to say about it. Hey, if you don't like the name I picked, push your own Kid out of your body is all I'm saying.
All I can tell you is, it's better than my mother's brilliant suggestion of JOCK. Yes. As in itch, or strap. She was serious.
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5 Comments:
Never tell your names. Everyone else and their stupid, mindless, opinions can go f**k themselves. Or is that too harsh? Love your blog, by the way.
this post cracked me up.
JOCK would go on to be a pro-bowl NFL star, showering you in multi-million dollar homes and free pizza. Now look what you've done :-)
You're mom is going the way of your O.G. I'm tellin' ya...
Please tell me she meant Jacques. Still not good, but not Jock.
-kat
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