Now where am I going to keep my loose change?
After my hospital incident, I'm a little depressed and kind of weepy. Nothing ice cream can't cure, I'm sure. I think the Kid doesn't love me anymore cause I can't pick him up and carry him around like I used to. He doesn't even ask me anymore. So depressing. I've scarred him for life.
Yesterday my nurse who "talked funny," told me a few rules, before I left:
1. Keep hydrated.
2. Don't lift heavy things.
3. Don't stick things in your vag*na.
Sound advice. Sound advice, indeed.
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Yesterday my nurse who "talked funny," told me a few rules, before I left:
1. Keep hydrated.
2. Don't lift heavy things.
3. Don't stick things in your vag*na.
Sound advice. Sound advice, indeed.
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9 Comments:
Hee!
Sound advice indeed.
Your title is hilarious, now that I've figured out what it was referring to. :)
Hope all is well!
OMG! - that's so funny!
Wha? My god, what does she tell male patients?
yep. gotta avoid that at all costs. (sheesh!)
Ok, I know you've lifted heavy things during this pregancy. You don't post a lot on your hydration so I'm not really sure.
I guess I'm trying to figure out if she was advising you against things she thought you might do or if she says that to all the girls.
-kat
Before you could help yourself, did you ask her where you were going to keep your loose change?
Oh Jenn, I am worried about you. I like that your humor is still intact, depressed and unable to stick things in your vag.
Take good care of you. Drink up! I hear tea is good! =)
Number 3 is how you got in this predicament! Where was this advice 8 months ago? :)
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