Thursday, October 20, 2005

Now where am I going to keep my loose change?

After my hospital incident, I'm a little depressed and kind of weepy. Nothing ice cream can't cure, I'm sure. I think the Kid doesn't love me anymore cause I can't pick him up and carry him around like I used to. He doesn't even ask me anymore. So depressing. I've scarred him for life.

Yesterday my nurse who "talked funny," told me a few rules, before I left:

1. Keep hydrated.
2. Don't lift heavy things.
3. Don't stick things in your vag*na.

Sound advice. Sound advice, indeed.


Blogger Jen14221 said...


Thursday, October 20, 2005 5:56:00 AM  
Blogger foodiechickie said...

Sound advice indeed.

Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:46:00 AM  
Blogger Nanette said...

Your title is hilarious, now that I've figured out what it was referring to. :)

Hope all is well!

Thursday, October 20, 2005 9:28:00 AM  
Blogger joyce said...

OMG! - that's so funny!

Thursday, October 20, 2005 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous myra said...

Wha? My god, what does she tell male patients?

Thursday, October 20, 2005 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger mipmup said...

yep. gotta avoid that at all costs. (sheesh!)

Thursday, October 20, 2005 3:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I know you've lifted heavy things during this pregancy. You don't post a lot on your hydration so I'm not really sure.

I guess I'm trying to figure out if she was advising you against things she thought you might do or if she says that to all the girls.

Before you could help yourself, did you ask her where you were going to keep your loose change?

Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:29:00 PM  
Blogger Giao said...

Oh Jenn, I am worried about you. I like that your humor is still intact, depressed and unable to stick things in your vag.

Take good care of you. Drink up! I hear tea is good! =)

Thursday, October 20, 2005 8:34:00 PM  
Blogger alexis said...

Number 3 is how you got in this predicament! Where was this advice 8 months ago? :)

Friday, October 21, 2005 6:59:00 AM  

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