Son of a
Lately my Kid has been pointing at anyone with glasses and saying "DADDY!," really loud. It's kind of embarrassing. Course, today he pointed at a picture of Keanu Reeves and said, "Daddy!" too. Hmm.
I suppose staying at home has been worthwhile. My Kid is 21 months old, and I've taught him the entire alphabet, he can count from 1 - 15, (we're working on doing this in Spanish, too) and when you ask him to spell his name, he does.
Also when we pass a Trader Joes, he yells "BALLOON!" Cause he gets a free one everytime we go. Poor kid thinks it's a balloon store. When we pass a Starbucks, he says, "COFFEE!" I don't know how he knows this, but it's quite obvious I go there way too much.
All this learnin' is well and good. Then again, today I said, "GODDAMMIT" and he said, "DAMBIT!"
Shieeet. I mean, oops.
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I suppose staying at home has been worthwhile. My Kid is 21 months old, and I've taught him the entire alphabet, he can count from 1 - 15, (we're working on doing this in Spanish, too) and when you ask him to spell his name, he does.
Also when we pass a Trader Joes, he yells "BALLOON!" Cause he gets a free one everytime we go. Poor kid thinks it's a balloon store. When we pass a Starbucks, he says, "COFFEE!" I don't know how he knows this, but it's quite obvious I go there way too much.
All this learnin' is well and good. Then again, today I said, "GODDAMMIT" and he said, "DAMBIT!"
Shieeet. I mean, oops.
.
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Awww. . .he's growing up! And that's pretty darn good, I might add!!!
Everytime we go to Target, Henry says, "I want popcorns, Mama!" So now I just say, "Let's go to the Popcorns store, Henry." And he's all game.
Besides, it keeps him quiet for the entire tour through the store.
Cute! This is part of the reason I'm tyring to wean myself from cussing as much as I used to. For the children we don't yet have!
Stone-cold busted :-)
Can you work on "Go UCLA!" thx >:-)
It reminds me of the time a friends' kid opened the door and said to the visitor, "I'm a little shit!"
And what was baby Microwave Merlot's first words?
My son always used to ask if we could watch "king who says you were a looney". (python)
Yeah, he never had a chance. I'm still grateful my brother made sure he didn't watch Clockwork Orange before he was potty trained...
-kat
My friend took her daughter (1 1/2 years old) to Target on Friday. Her daughter saw an ad featuring a woman with long, straight black hair. She looked at it and said, "Nanette!," even though she otherwise didn't look anything like me. Kids are funny that way. :)
My friend Lauren calls Trader Joe's the 'balloon and flower store' so her kids will want to go. And her kids always shout 'FRIES!' when they pass a Mickey D's. I'm surprised you didn;t talk about your kid knowing all about tacos. Or does he?
Oh, and I bet he can't say Tacos without Bitches. Because you know, he has that mom...
-kat
she even got me saying it.
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