Take me baby - or leave me
Today the husband and Kid went out to let me rest. When they came back I said to the Kid, "Hi baby! Where did you go today?"
He said, "Starbucks." WHAT.
My husband has done so many thoughtful and helpful things since this baby came out, but tonight he went to Starbucks and brought me...nothing. Poo. After sacrificing for 9 months, I can finally drink whatever I want - dammit. You'd think pushing something out of your v*gina would at least get you a sympathy frappuccino.