If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all
Don't ask me why, but they do nothing for me. Forget the smell, forget the pretty colors, they just waste my space.
Don't get me started. Me and Colonel Sanders go way back.
3. Strawberry flavored anything
Strawberries, I like. Strawberry flavoring...I'll be over here, gagging.
4. Maroon 5
It's like the second coming of Jesus or something with these people. I'm not buying it.
Except for this Gnome, they can take their pointy hats and shove it.
I think it's the texture. Sure I can eat a few bites if you smother it to death with other sugary things, but otherwise, go find me some coffee ice cream. Thanks.