Saturday, June 17, 2006

Patsy: "My mother didn't give birth -
she had something removed."

Nan: "Jenny! You lost so much weight!"
Jenn: "Uh, last time I saw you...I was PREGNANT. Hello."
Nan: "Still. You looked FAT."
Jenn: "You of course understand, that there was a baby...inside of me."
Nan: "Your boobs are still huge, but at least you're not AS fat. You look thin now."

Jenn: "Gee...thanks...?"

By the way - this is my other Grandma. Oh yes. I have two. And oh yes, they are both crazy. I assume she looks at people this way because she is a dressmaker. Then again, maybe she's just nuts.

I'm thinking this weight must be have been dropping for some time - even before the baby, and I just never noticed. Probably cause everyone tells me that I'm fat. So I believe them, and I buy big sizes. Whatever, I'm not going to stop eating cookies, I'll tell you what.

Lately all my clothes are baggy, I know this. I must be walking around looking like TLC circa 1992. Now I can dress like TLC circa 2002.
Or not.
Most likely not.


Anonymous kristen said...

Bring that early 90's fashion back, girl! Just skip the condom over the eye bit, mkay?

Nice post title, too. =)

Saturday, June 17, 2006 11:30:00 PM  
Blogger My Little Corner said...

Ok. As much as they probably drive you crazy (your grandmothers, I mean)you're lucky to have them. I love hearing your stories as my grannies passed away along time ago. They seem so cute....

Sunday, June 18, 2006 7:25:00 AM  
Blogger justJENN said...

Oh I know I'm lucky to have them, but who wants to hear lame stories about how much I love my grandmothers, when they give me so much entertainment to share with you?

Same goes for my kids. I'm not a real fan of *mommy* blogs. Duh, you love your kids, we get it.

Sorry, does that sound harsh? I've been up since 4am. With my kids. That I LOVE.

Sunday, June 18, 2006 7:31:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin Church said...

Please do not dress like Left Eye.

As your severed head is not a fashion statement I recommend.

Sunday, June 18, 2006 5:20:00 PM  
Blogger justJENN said...

I was waiting for someone to make a comment regarding that...which is why I said 2002, sucker.

Sunday, June 18, 2006 8:43:00 PM  
Blogger Nanette said...

This post made me giggle.

And congrats on the weight loss!

Monday, June 19, 2006 8:39:00 AM  
Anonymous kat said...

I'm glad O.G. and the Other G can make us laugh as they drive you crazy. Some people just make you crazy. Kids included.

Yeah, not much of a sucker for the cute sentimental stuff either. It's easy to tell you love em. Hence some of my fondness for you.

I must be that weird little pea.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 2:32:00 PM  

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