The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload
Then I had to drive to the O.C. to pick up my MIL. Since I was a couple of blocks from Disneyland, I stupidly decided to 'stop by.' This is the benefit of having an annual pass and kids that still get in for free. Once we got through the hard part: parking, security check, ticket gate, I was dragging. The no sleep plus the insane heat was killer. I even got sunburn, and I never burn. While the Kid went on "It's a Small World" I inhaled half a bag of PINK cotton candy. That gave me enough energy to stay awake on the freeway going home.
Then with all this talk of 'fried chicken' (sans waffles), I went the slightly healthier route and made some oven fried chicken and roasted baby potatoes for dinner. It was delicious. Try it.
Now I am trying to come up with a design for a better tablecloth for the shower. My first idea? It just ain't working. I have also realized that I hate math. Math can bite me.
I still haven't slept. Cause that's how I roll. With no sleep, sunburned, a tummy full of chicken and scissors in my hands. That was my Monday.