eats. shoots. and leaves.
Things I learned today:
1. An hour of second hand smoke makes me go home and vomit like nobody's business.
2. Birds like orange Froot Loops.
3. Crazy homeless crack addicts like to pound on the bathroom door while I am trying to help my Kid pee into the toilet.
5. My Kid likes to yell back at said crack addicts, "WHAT DAT LADY WANT?"
6. Nanette has 7 sex secrets.
7. She also thinks that my boobs will fit into a size medium shirt. I wish. That is nice thought. But she is wrong. Still, an early birthday gift is an early birthday gift. I'll take what I can get.
1. An hour of second hand smoke makes me go home and vomit like nobody's business.
2. Birds like orange Froot Loops.
3. Crazy homeless crack addicts like to pound on the bathroom door while I am trying to help my Kid pee into the toilet.
5. My Kid likes to yell back at said crack addicts, "WHAT DAT LADY WANT?"
6. Nanette has 7 sex secrets.
7. She also thinks that my boobs will fit into a size medium shirt. I wish. That is nice thought. But she is wrong. Still, an early birthday gift is an early birthday gift. I'll take what I can get.
4 Comments:
I love the shirt!
Happy early birthday.
I will have to pick that issue up.
Have you crammed yourself into that tee? I like it enough I'd consider layering it under something.
Oooooh! Next time we'll move away from the smokers. Yuck!
I have that shirt. And yeah, the sizes are crazy...I think they are girls sizes not womens. Can you exchange it?
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