You're the one for me fatty
Bring more snacks? Are you kidding me? I just brought a big ol' stash the other day. Turns out he ate three day's worth IN ONE DAY. That boy never stops eating. It's his favorite pastime.
Meanwhile the Kid's note reads like this: "Lunch: Ate 1/4 of a sandwich. Two olives." Good lord. Jack Sprat and his hungry little brother, right there.