Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Mr. Hand: "What are you, people? On dope?"

Hello everyone.
Come talk to me.
No, really.
Come over here, and tell me ANYTHING.
For instance, when I'm standing at the Target checkout, feel free to tell me how to make crack cocaine from the Nyquil I just bought. Thanks.

9 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Church said...

Sweetie, people make crystal meth from NyQuil, not crack cocaine. You can find out more from Wikipedia, which goes into way, way too much detail.

And that's one to grow on.

Thursday, December 07, 2006 6:20:00 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

Jeez, I thought I was being helpful.

Thursday, December 07, 2006 9:30:00 AM  
Blogger ren said...

try to buy more than three bottles of it at a time. the register will lock up and the manager will freak out and refuse to sell it to you. seriously.

it totally ruined cocktail hour at my house.

Thursday, December 07, 2006 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous myra said...

Recipe please.

Thursday, December 07, 2006 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger big_girlfeet said...

aloha mr. hand! :))
and no i wasn't just sipping nyquil cocktails....

Thursday, December 07, 2006 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger carolb said...

I found this quote in the Urban Dictionary for Nyquil:
"NyQuil®: The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE LOTION IN THE F$#@ING BASKET, so you can rest medicine."
"Man, you need to lay off the NyQuil."
"Why?"
"Cause you're losing it."
Hehhehe...

Thursday, December 07, 2006 2:40:00 PM  
Anonymous kat said...

That must be the same codine-laced nyquil my co-worker insists is for sale over the counter. honestly, he said that.

I buy that stuff at places that don't do that crap. They are out there. Otherwise I just would do without.

m'kay

Thursday, December 07, 2006 4:07:00 PM  
Blogger Buffy said...

Just call me gobsmacked. But not really. I get loons like this too.

Monday, December 11, 2006 4:49:00 AM  
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