Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I'm gonna lose my lunch

For someone who has a blog, I am not that self-obsessed, believe it or not. I just type this crap and someone reads it. I dunno who. I assumed it was just Nanette reloading the page 500 times a day (I am sure of this) but no, she assured me that I should check my stats.

I never check my stats. Maybe I just don't care? Maybe I'm lazy? I dunno. Sure, I'm interested in who's reading this blog, but since there are no names or faces, how could I relate? Turns out there are people are talking about me. And saying nice things at that. Whaddya know?

Moving on, in what may or may not be a testament to my MIL's cooking, the Kid took 2 bites of her homecooked dinner and promptly vomited all over the table. Lovely.
After a quick bath I put him on a supermodel's diet of ice water and pretzels. Not just any pretzels. Do you think we'd have regular old pretzels up in this house? Ninja, please. We have Mickey Mouse pretzels. Every house should have them. They are salty and tasty and there is more pretzel per square inch than any other. I give my ringing endorsement of these pretzels to all barfers out there or anyone who plans on eating at their mother in law's house.

22 Comments:

Blogger Jodi said...

I can talk some trash about you on my blog, if it will make you feel better!

Monday, February 12, 2007 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous myra said...

What? No it's me! I'm the one checking your blog constantly. Is it only 500? Damn, I'm obviously not stalking hard enough.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

they threw up all over the place? Man, I wish I could get my kids to do that when they eat my MIL's food!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:34:00 AM  
Blogger bRuiner said...

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haha :-)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:36:00 AM  
Blogger BlogWhore said...

i've been here a while and still no i've seen no word from you...

do u type, but not read?

i am calling you out, give me a shout.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:38:00 AM  
Blogger Yvett said...

Yeah, it's me. I'm always in here. I come in here and steal recipes.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:47:00 AM  
Blogger Nanette said...

Darn. Foiled again! I was about to start going by the alias, justNANETTE.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 11:07:00 AM  
Blogger justJENN said...

I don't read that many blogs. And I only comment if I have something witty to say. Which is rarely.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 1:51:00 PM  
Anonymous SuperRoni said...

We have those pretzels!! Oh, and whattayaknow... we have a barfer, too!

And cuz I'm too lazy to go back to your other post, I'll comment on that one here: A while back, Boy's Day was changed to Children's Day. Girl's Day is still Girl's Day, and the boys got jipped. Ha! Girls rule!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 2:01:00 PM  
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i'm laughing at what beth said!

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