Dwight: One of my life goals was to die right here, in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.
I have been asked several times about what my recent visit to "The Office" set, was like. It sounds stupid - but it felt so...real. The cubicles so close to one another. Phones ringing. Breakroom, conference room. It felt almost....too real. I spent my regular days in an office I certainly didn't want to spend my free day in one.
Then I started thinking of all the years and all the places I've worked. And how, when it comes down too it, every office is the same. Some 'Jerk co-worker'. The 'Workaholic'. The 'Crazy Lady'. The 'Lazy ass'. The 'Nerd'. The 'Scary-don't push him over the edge-guy'. 'Crazy IT dude'. Wherever I went, it never changed.
My friend and I used to work together in a crazy office for years. Her birthday is coming up, so inspired by those, *ahem*, fond memories AND in honor of a NEW EPISODE of the Office this week, I made these "Office Memos" for the store. I think it just about covers everything you'd need to discuss. Seriously. Use them. HR will thank you.