Pie in the sky.
I have decided to go on an ALL PIE diet. Pie for breakfast. Pie for lunch. Pie for dinner. I can't foresee any negatives with this, only benefits. Right? Right. My ass may get fatter, but I will be a whole lot happier.
Mother's Day is coming up. So the stores tell me. You know what every mother needs? To be left alone once in a while. No. Really. However, if you choose to go the commercial route, buy any stationery item between now and May 9th from justJENN designs - and you will get one pack of these little 'MOM' tattoo heart cards, FREE.
Cards for mom? Excellent! Although I'd like some pie to go with that. Just sayin'.
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What about the Cookie Diet? http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=food_coach&id=5259510
I'm sticking with the All Peppermint Pattie Diet.
Pizza pie.
Chocolate pie.
Frito pie.l
That about says it all.
I tried to tell hubby last year for Mother's Day that all I wanted was to be left alone. He was all "most mothers want to spend time with their kids on Mother's Day".
thanks for the support
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