...but that's OK, because she was old and she would have died anyway...
If I died tomorrow, it wouldn't matter much. I wouldn't be missed really - anyone can do what I do, I'd probably be easily replaced at my job too, things would go on.
Except for toast. I am the Queen of toast. I make it so that it is perfectly browned. Crispy outside, chewy inside. I butter it ever so slightly - just for flavor, nothing more. Then I sprinkle it with just the right amount of sugar - so you get a sweet crunch in every bite. After that, I cut out perfect little shapes - per whatever cookie cutter my sons have their hearts set on that day.
I am good at making toast. Yep, there's no one like me.
Except for toast. I am the Queen of toast. I make it so that it is perfectly browned. Crispy outside, chewy inside. I butter it ever so slightly - just for flavor, nothing more. Then I sprinkle it with just the right amount of sugar - so you get a sweet crunch in every bite. After that, I cut out perfect little shapes - per whatever cookie cutter my sons have their hearts set on that day.
I am good at making toast. Yep, there's no one like me.
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I'd miss you a lot if you were gone. :(
Oh, Nanette. You must love toast.
Don't understimate your contribution. But sugar on toast? Really? Is that the norm?
Marmalade's the thing: Frank Cooper's Thick Cut Oxford Breakfast Marmalade...
I enjoy the 99 Ranch thick cut toast. Almost perfectly square.
I'm trying to recall The Smiths song but my brain cells are dead this morning.
I would miss you because I love your blog (it's the first one I check everyday!). But then again, I LOVE toast. :)
I DO love toast! I have it almost every morning, although I don't have any one to cut it into fun shapes for me.
Of course you'd be missed. Who would make fun of all the box mix bakers?
Have you ever tried furikake on toast with just a bit of butter? It is my faaaaaavourite afternoon snack. p.s. I'd miss your LA-synchrasies.
I love the plate! My husband just made me a grilled cheese sandwich and he needs LESSONS!! Toast teacher he needs!
You got more comments about your toast then you did about amputating your leg.
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