Thursday, July 19, 2007

She's a replicant, isn't she?

Hey, do you live in Boston? Yeah, me neither. But if you know someone who does, let them know that the one and only Magpie in Davis Square will now be carrying my goods. Hooray!

Usually I never get any nice packages so I have to send crap to myself. Then something like this happens. I ordered something from amazon and someone stole it. That is my only explanation, as it says the items arrived on my doorstep AND I signed for them! News to me!

I am pretty pissed off because obviously there is a Clone JENN out there signing for post office packages, and taking my junk. Phooey. I will hunt you down Clone JENN and punch you in the face! Then again, it could be to my benefit. If I did have a clone, what would I have her do? Hm.

1. Resize all my shoes because apparently my feet have shrunk and I am now a 6.5
2. Run a few miles to burn off the ice cream that I just ate.
. Find the perfect pair of short-shorts that I've been coveting and buy them.

. Go up to that guy who was driving next to me yesterday and tell him that leopard skin seat covers in a convertible is wrong, just wrong.

5. See #1 and find out if I am a midget.
6. Clean up the kids poop. I mean, when does one learn to wipe their own ass, for god's sakes? Not soon enough.

If Clone JENN read this she is probably half way to Mexico right now cause really, who would want to do this stuff? Run Clone JENN. Run like the wind.

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Blogger the slackmistress said...

When you wrote that they were carrying your "goods" I imagined they'd be the JustJENN-After-Dark variety. Maybe another thing for your clone to do?

Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Yvett said...

Someone signed for your package? WTF? I could maybe understand when they just leave the packages in front of the door like they do here. Sucks, sorry.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Your goods...he-he. So it's one of those kinds of stores?

Sign my package! Take my Junk!

This is the dirtiest post ever.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Kelly P said...

Congrats Jenn! Both my sisters-in-law live in the Boston area. I'll have them check it out and perhaps get a pic for you.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:01:00 PM  
Blogger justJENN said...

You guys are crazy. You're just saying that Will, because I promised you porn at the end of my posts to make sure you read all the way through.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:48:00 PM  
Blogger Will said...

What was that? I couldn't hear you as I was busy looking at your goods online.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 5:25:00 PM  
Blogger joyce said...

i'm laughing at #6 because i'm wondering about that too!

Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:50:00 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

Congrats! Luckily, you do know someone who lives there and can send all of his friends in to buy your stuff.

You are not a midget. If you're a midget, I'm definitely a midget and I'M NOT A MIDGET, DAMMIT!

Friday, July 20, 2007 9:57:00 AM  
Blogger the slackmistress said...

Jenn, he just wants the porn at the end of your posts to explain to me why he always reads you sans pants.

Friday, July 20, 2007 8:55:00 PM  
Blogger justJENN said...

I was just going to say, "Your wife is checking out my goods." But you beat me to the comment box. Dammit, Nina!

Friday, July 20, 2007 9:48:00 PM  

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