Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.
Bored, short attention span. You get what's rattling in my brain...
What my boss said to me today:
"I thought I locked you in the conference room. What are you doing out?"
He actually said that. I wish I was joking.
I saw a lady on the street corner wearing MC Hammerold skool "vintage" parachute pants, and I really really really wanted to get her some aviator glasses to complete her ensemble.
This post makes me laugh and laugh. Can't you just 'hear' her saying it??
I pre-ordered Kanye West's new album. Maybe part of me wants to see if 50 Cent will really retire. Ah, rap wars. They interest me so.
OH. On my doorstep this afternoon - Nigella Lawson's salt pig and piglets! Whoever sent these to me, THANK YOU. I don't know who you are, but I really appreciate the thoughtfulness! Now I can cradle it like a baby, like she does in this picture. Which...kind of freaks me out.
What my boss said to me today:
"I thought I locked you in the conference room. What are you doing out?"
He actually said that. I wish I was joking.
I saw a lady on the street corner wearing MC Hammer
This post makes me laugh and laugh. Can't you just 'hear' her saying it??
I pre-ordered Kanye West's new album. Maybe part of me wants to see if 50 Cent will really retire. Ah, rap wars. They interest me so.
OH. On my doorstep this afternoon - Nigella Lawson's salt pig and piglets! Whoever sent these to me, THANK YOU. I don't know who you are, but I really appreciate the thoughtfulness! Now I can cradle it like a baby, like she does in this picture. Which...kind of freaks me out.
Labels: anonymous gifts, bored, MC Hammer
9 Comments:
What the hell are those things? They look like urinals.
Oh, and scary enough, my brother is friends with at least half of those peeps who contribute to the Mindy Ephron blog.
good. now i can see how big (or small) they are before i order mine.
I love color of your salt pigs. You lucky girl!
Um, question!
Why the fuck is it called a "salt pig?"
hint
I believe it has to do with pottery...ah, I was right.
I love the pigs but think of the humidity and pets...not too appealing to the senses. Maybe for packaged snacks or hair accessories...
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