Eddie: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?
Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?
Eddie: Yeah... Just the room.
Interesting (not really) things:
- Some people think all I do is watch the Office, drive my Kid to the ER, and bake cookies all day...hey, wait... Now I am depressed again.
- My kids invented a new game called "F* with Mommy's mental health". Here's how it's played, take turns waking me up every hour on the hour, ALL FREAKIN' NIGHT." Get the board game, you'll love it.
- I think peanut M&Ms are making me sick. I need to find a new form of substance abuse.
- I thought the new IT guy at work was deaf. Turns out he was just ignoring me. Dick.
- This is what happens when you google yourself. What the?
- I saw this Snickers bar at the deli and it bothered me so much I had to buy it. God that's so annoying.