I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
Let's play Jeopardy, shall we?
Answer: I moved a way too heavy ass dresser, the crib, a rocking chair, tons of toys, tons of clothes and books , a window bench, and two tv stands, all BY MYSELF. I'm sure my back will pay for it later.
Question: How did the Baby's room get rearranged in an hour?
Answer: 1. The olive rolls at Breadbar are to die for. I often buy one and just keep it in my purse all day to snack on later. 2. The shoe and purse section at Bloomingdale's. 3. Zara. I love everything in this store. Thankfully I am not a size 0 so nothing usually fits me. The other day I almost walked out with nothing, til I saw these gorgeous latte colored satin shoes and that was it. I did not make it to the exit.
Question: Why I should not be allowed to shop at Century City Mall (er, Westfield Shoppingtown - lamest name ever.)
Answer: Looking at Elmo pinatas online.
Question: What have I been doing for the past hour.
Answer: I am getting over an awful cold sore. Now I think I have a sty eye. Great.
Question: Why am I so hideous?
Thanks for playing.
Answer: I moved a way too heavy ass dresser, the crib, a rocking chair, tons of toys, tons of clothes and books , a window bench, and two tv stands, all BY MYSELF. I'm sure my back will pay for it later.
Question: How did the Baby's room get rearranged in an hour?
Answer: 1. The olive rolls at Breadbar are to die for. I often buy one and just keep it in my purse all day to snack on later. 2. The shoe and purse section at Bloomingdale's. 3. Zara. I love everything in this store. Thankfully I am not a size 0 so nothing usually fits me. The other day I almost walked out with nothing, til I saw these gorgeous latte colored satin shoes and that was it. I did not make it to the exit.
Question: Why I should not be allowed to shop at Century City Mall (er, Westfield Shoppingtown - lamest name ever.)
Answer: Looking at Elmo pinatas online.Question: What have I been doing for the past hour.
Answer: I am getting over an awful cold sore. Now I think I have a sty eye. Great.
Question: Why am I so hideous?
Thanks for playing.
3 Comments:
Damn. I thought I was the only nerd who knew lyrics to Weird Al songs. Nice.
Lady, you are not hideous. How could anyone with the taste to buy those fabulous shoes be hideous? Hmm?
Scaffold Hire
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