Michael Scott: It's important this company celebrates its diversity. And you know what, Stanley, come Kwanzaa time, I've got you covered baby.

No cooking questions, fine. The ones that were emailed to me I answered. Keep on lurking with your bad selves.

Nanette and I went to a *free* (key word here) cupcake/cookie decorating class at Williams Sonoma. (I think that's why it sucked.) I have taken a paid class there before and it was all good, a great learning experience. This thing? Not so much. It was less than basic and was just showing off their tools, most of which I own... *ahem*. Anyway, I was looking for something that'd teach me something I didn't know, or would inspire me to make something new. So I was really disappointed. I told Nanette we could probably host that class ourselves for god's sakes. Which would be awesome OR might end up like Schweaty Balls, which would also be awesome.



This is a 3 day weekend. Did you know that? I did not know that. In my entire school life I never had Columbus Day off, but my kids do now, apparently. Which means I have to take off work. Which means I don't get paid. Which means I need to think up something to do with these lil' chillins here. What am I supposed to do to celebrate Columbus Day, take stuff from Indians or eat corn or something? Who knows.