Monday, November 19, 2007

Nuckin' futs.

When talking to the kids, my MIL uses the word 'peanuts' when she is referring to the word penis - as in, 'Wash your peanuts', etc. I am rolling my eyes here in case you need a play by play.

So imagine reading this bedtime story to the Baby:

And then imagine the Baby grabbing his crotch and screaming, "NO SQUIRRELS!! NO EAT MY PEANUTS!!!"

*sigh*

Don't even get me started on this one:

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16 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

Salty!

Monday, November 19, 2007 9:29:00 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

Don't ever take your kids to a baseball game. Man, they man just need therapy for this later.

Monday, November 19, 2007 9:56:00 PM  
Blogger Nanette said...

HA!!!

Monday, November 19, 2007 10:28:00 PM  
Blogger joyce said...

ditto nanette!

Monday, November 19, 2007 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous myra said...

Uh, where the hell did you get that book? When was the last time you heard anyone talk about yummy smelling nuts? Wait, it's a Barney book right? Figures, that dinosaur is always nuckin' futs

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous comfortablycrazy said...

When Rapunzel was about 3 she couldn't say penis, so she said peanut. Though she knew the difference between the food and the, well you get the point. I'd advise you to have your MIL stop calling it that. It's obviously causing some confusion on his part. I don't believe calling it other than what it is helps anyone.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 8:09:00 AM  
Blogger Will said...

If my grandma had nuts she's be my grandpa.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 9:05:00 AM  
Anonymous dee said...

I.am.rolling!!

Thats is so funny, my mom used to call it thingy. So whenever someone says thingy, it makes me laugh.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 12:43:00 PM  
Blogger Hillary said...

I love that the dinosaur's name is BJ. It adds another creepy layer to this story.

My mom used to call my brother's unit his "periwinkle" - I remember being horrified when someone referred to the periwinkle blue crayon.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 1:33:00 PM  
Blogger Cat said...

BJ and The Nuts...proposed name for next autobiography.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger Island Mummy said...

Scratch and sniff nuts? What was the author thinking?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 6:27:00 PM  
Blogger The Daily Randi said...

That's like The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen.

We have Squirrels in our front yard. They eat Lots Of Peanuts.

xoxo,
TDR

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 7:48:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

This is by far the funniest thing I've read this week. Awesome. Hahahaha.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:37:00 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I cant understand why people are so against using the proper names for genitals. really.


(and damn thats funny)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:28:00 PM  
Anonymous mayieve said...

Hilarious!

Thursday, November 22, 2007 5:32:00 AM  
Blogger C said...

Well you can't blame a boy for protecting his (pea) nuts.

Saturday, November 24, 2007 8:22:00 AM  

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