Nuckin' futs.
When talking to the kids, my MIL uses the word 'peanuts' when she is referring to the word penis - as in, 'Wash your peanuts', etc. I am rolling my eyes here in case you need a play by play.
So imagine reading this bedtime story to the Baby:
And then imagine the Baby grabbing his crotch and screaming, "NO SQUIRRELS!! NO EAT MY PEANUTS!!!"
*sigh*
Don't even get me started on this one:
So imagine reading this bedtime story to the Baby:
And then imagine the Baby grabbing his crotch and screaming, "NO SQUIRRELS!! NO EAT MY PEANUTS!!!"*sigh*
Don't even get me started on this one:
Labels: nuts
16 Comments:
Salty!
Don't ever take your kids to a baseball game. Man, they man just need therapy for this later.
HA!!!
ditto nanette!
Uh, where the hell did you get that book? When was the last time you heard anyone talk about yummy smelling nuts? Wait, it's a Barney book right? Figures, that dinosaur is always nuckin' futs
When Rapunzel was about 3 she couldn't say penis, so she said peanut. Though she knew the difference between the food and the, well you get the point. I'd advise you to have your MIL stop calling it that. It's obviously causing some confusion on his part. I don't believe calling it other than what it is helps anyone.
If my grandma had nuts she's be my grandpa.
I.am.rolling!!
Thats is so funny, my mom used to call it thingy. So whenever someone says thingy, it makes me laugh.
I love that the dinosaur's name is BJ. It adds another creepy layer to this story.
My mom used to call my brother's unit his "periwinkle" - I remember being horrified when someone referred to the periwinkle blue crayon.
BJ and The Nuts...proposed name for next autobiography.
Scratch and sniff nuts? What was the author thinking?
That's like The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen.
We have Squirrels in our front yard. They eat Lots Of Peanuts.
xoxo,
TDR
This is by far the funniest thing I've read this week. Awesome. Hahahaha.
I cant understand why people are so against using the proper names for genitals. really.
(and damn thats funny)
Hilarious!
Well you can't blame a boy for protecting his (pea) nuts.
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