Blue eyed dressed for every situation,
moving through the doorway of a nation
Things I don't understand:
1. Pooping at work.
Maybe it's a girl thing? Maybe it's just me? I don't like the idea of pooping in a public bathroom. I try to avoid it if possible. But some people are FREE FLOWING, and not at all clean about it. Ick.
2. Lost Texts.
All those texts and pictures that I sent to people who can't receive them, where do they go? Heaven? If so, God is laughing at the picture of Ernie Hudson that I sent Nanette's husband last year.
3. How different two kids can be.
Here is our dinner conversation from last night:
Me, to the Kid: "Stop cleaning and eat your dinner!"
Me, to the Baby: "Stop punching and eat your dinner!"
4. Why can't I eat cake everyday.
Why can't I eat it everyday, it's so tasty and wonderful, why??
5. How someone can hate Yaz.
Cause I get a kick out of seeing two people stand around. (see: my love of Erasure and Pet Shop Boys.) I looovve Yaz. They are reuniting and going on tour. Tour meaning 5 shows overseas, but I am totally there once I'm done abandoning my children and job and all.
6. How my MIL, who is from Hawaii, can NOT know what ahi tuna is.
"Is it some sort of...fish?" I've got nothing to say about this. Nothing.
1. Pooping at work.
Maybe it's a girl thing? Maybe it's just me? I don't like the idea of pooping in a public bathroom. I try to avoid it if possible. But some people are FREE FLOWING, and not at all clean about it. Ick.
2. Lost Texts.
All those texts and pictures that I sent to people who can't receive them, where do they go? Heaven? If so, God is laughing at the picture of Ernie Hudson that I sent Nanette's husband last year.
3. How different two kids can be.
Here is our dinner conversation from last night:
Me, to the Kid: "Stop cleaning and eat your dinner!"
Me, to the Baby: "Stop punching and eat your dinner!"
4. Why can't I eat cake everyday.
Why can't I eat it everyday, it's so tasty and wonderful, why??
5. How someone can hate Yaz.
Cause I get a kick out of seeing two people stand around. (see: my love of Erasure and Pet Shop Boys.) I looovve Yaz. They are reuniting and going on tour. Tour meaning 5 shows overseas, but I am totally there once I'm done abandoning my children and job and all.
6. How my MIL, who is from Hawaii, can NOT know what ahi tuna is.
"Is it some sort of...fish?" I've got nothing to say about this. Nothing.
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19 Comments:
I HAVE to see Yaz! HAVE TO! I felt like such an idiot the first time I downloaded an Alison Moyet song and went "Man! She sounds just like Yaz!". Yeaaaah...I didn't know Yaz wasn't some dude. Like Yanni. Heh.
Can we still be friends if my first thought when you mentioned Yaz was the birth control?
i had to come over here because, hello, you started off talking about pooping.
public pooping is only for emergency situations!
yaz is going on tour?! overseas?! gawd i love them. upstairs at erics!
isn't spam big in hawaii? maybe that's why?
Pooping at work is awesome because you're getting paid to poop.
You know what I hate besides hearing someone poop at work? It's sitting on a warm toilet -- a sure sign that the person who used the seat before me pooped. Man, that's gross.
When you gotta go...yeah, but be neat. Jeez. I don't understand the disgustingness of some people in the bathroom.
I LOVE Yaz!!! : )
I liked what Will said. Haha.
But seriously, how do you hold it in? I wish I had the power, I wish I had the strength. When it has to get out, it has to get out. Especially if I'm sticking to the "5 a day" plan. Was that too much info?
Love me some Yaz! Did they ever have more than the Upstairs at Eric's album?
That album is responsible for teaching me the Lord's Prayer. That's what happens when you're Jewish and haven't yet gone to YMCA bible camp...
I agree with you on the pooping (I don't think I've ever typed that before). I would do it only in an extreme emergency. Eww.
I'm really glad you posted about Yaz. I kept telling people that it was an actual band when I saw the birth control commercial.
re:
1-That is the second post in a row I've read today regarding the topic. To that I say, girls don't poop.
4-Agreed. I asked my husband this question last night.
6-I'm stunned.
I'm so glad I found your blog! I can count on you almost daily for a good laugh!!
I'll skipped the details but I just earned a few bucks at work the easy way.
EW.
Cashing the brown paycheck.
(No one says this, I just invented it and it made me laugh)
the comments are especially good tonight. Especially Nannette (glad I wasn't the only one) and Will's first one (never thought of it that way).
ummm....why can't you eat cake every day?
#1- i have to wait until i get home...unless it is an EXTREME emergency...
#3 - i hear you...
Sometimes I just HAVE to poop at work; I don't like it but there it is. Also - what Will said. For each 5 minute poo, I make approximatley $6.25 !!! Perhaps I can stretch my pooing to 10 minutes.
Plus, I don't eat fish so I know where your MIL is coming from.
Love,
The work pooer.
I'm with Nanette on this one. I immediately though birth control. Hah.
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