So I return them to the sender, and the note attached will read, How I love to hate you
Things I love:
Tall, decaf, white chocolate, peppermint, mocha. Winter is over, but what they don't tell you is that this is NOT seasonal. So get it year 'round, bitches!
Things I hate:
Etsy. Any idiot can sell their idiot stuff. I have had an account for years and never sold anything. Then I realized...I didn't pay my bill. HAHAHA! So, now, bill paid. I still never sell anything on that thing, regardless. I'm just glad the etsy police didn't come after me and crochet me to death.
Things I love:
Crate&Barrel/Williams Sonoma/Sur La Table/Dean & Deluca catalogs. They are like porn. I can't get enough. I just want every kitchen item ever made. I need a kitchen with a house. Not a house with a kitchen.
Things I hate:
The fact that I am being forced to make a model at work. It's like I'm suddenly 20 years old again, dammit. Somehow they found out that my true skill is weilding an xacto knife. I should kept my ninja-esque knife skillz a secret.
(Extra Hate: It's a residential project. The last time I worked on residential was TWENTY YEARS AGO. Sick of it.)
Things I love:
Valentine's Day. I don't know why - it's gotta be the pink, OF COURSE! I have been sketching Valentine's Day cards all day. I don't think people even send them anymore but they make me happy. This one is fishies:
Things I hate:
Coughing. It's back. >hack< Phooey.
Tall, decaf, white chocolate, peppermint, mocha. Winter is over, but what they don't tell you is that this is NOT seasonal. So get it year 'round, bitches!
Things I hate:
Etsy. Any idiot can sell their idiot stuff. I have had an account for years and never sold anything. Then I realized...I didn't pay my bill. HAHAHA! So, now, bill paid. I still never sell anything on that thing, regardless. I'm just glad the etsy police didn't come after me and crochet me to death.
Things I love:
Crate&Barrel/Williams Sonoma/Sur La Table/Dean & Deluca catalogs. They are like porn. I can't get enough. I just want every kitchen item ever made. I need a kitchen with a house. Not a house with a kitchen.
Things I hate:
The fact that I am being forced to make a model at work. It's like I'm suddenly 20 years old again, dammit. Somehow they found out that my true skill is weilding an xacto knife. I should kept my ninja-esque knife skillz a secret.
(Extra Hate: It's a residential project. The last time I worked on residential was TWENTY YEARS AGO. Sick of it.)
Things I love:
Valentine's Day. I don't know why - it's gotta be the pink, OF COURSE! I have been sketching Valentine's Day cards all day. I don't think people even send them anymore but they make me happy. This one is fishies:
Things I hate:Coughing. It's back. >hack< Phooey.
Labels: hate, justJENN designs, love
9 Comments:
Winter is over? Then why is it so damn cold? I finally had to turn my heat on!
I love the card. I send Valentines instead of Christmas cards, personally.
Hate etsy? But you could be selling cookies and stuff.
I'm on Etsy too. I "hearted" you. I LOVE the fish card. I might have to get one for hubby!
i want to love etsy but then i bought something from there for a christmas present and...it was horrible! the craftsmanship was crap and it didn't look like the picture. now i am afraid to buy more things. sigh.
You know what you should do? You should turn in a model like the brady bunch house. You know, like the dad did in the movie. Do it every time.
I want a kitchen with a house too. I never speculate on the lottery I don't play...but if I ever hit I'd want a Martha Stewart set kitchen customized for me.
Dahahaha! I love Kat's idea!
that's the first and only coffee-based beverage that i've truly enjoyed from starbucks. thanks, never thought about ordering it 'off-season'!
Totally random, but the "Love Love Love" card reminded me of the part in "Love Actually" where they start singing and playing that song. Swoon.
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