Friday, January 11, 2008

So I return them to the sender, and the note attached will read, How I love to hate you

Things I love:
Tall, decaf, white chocolate, peppermint, mocha. Winter is over, but what they don't tell you is that this is NOT seasonal. So get it year 'round, bitches!

Things I hate:
Etsy. Any idiot can sell their idiot stuff. I have had an account for years and never sold anything. Then I realized...I didn't pay my bill. HAHAHA! So, now, bill paid. I still never sell anything on that thing, regardless. I'm just glad the etsy police didn't come after me and crochet me to death.

Things I love:
Crate&Barrel/Williams Sonoma/Sur La Table/Dean & Deluca catalogs. They are like porn. I can't get enough. I just want every kitchen item ever made. I need a kitchen with a house. Not a house with a kitchen.

Things I hate:
The fact that I am being forced to make a model at work. It's like I'm suddenly 20 years old again, dammit. Somehow they found out that my true skill is weilding an xacto knife. I should kept my ninja-esque knife skillz a secret.
(Extra Hate: It's a residential project. The last time I worked on residential was TWENTY YEARS AGO. Sick of it.)

Things I love:
Valentine's Day. I don't know why - it's gotta be the pink, OF COURSE! I have been sketching Valentine's Day cards all day. I don't think people even send them anymore but they make me happy. This one is fishies:Things I hate:
Coughing. It's back. >hack< Phooey.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Jodi said...

Winter is over? Then why is it so damn cold? I finally had to turn my heat on!

Saturday, January 12, 2008 3:00:00 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I love the card. I send Valentines instead of Christmas cards, personally.

Saturday, January 12, 2008 7:33:00 AM  
Blogger Will said...

Hate etsy? But you could be selling cookies and stuff.

Saturday, January 12, 2008 8:27:00 AM  
Blogger APlanet4Creation said...

I'm on Etsy too. I "hearted" you. I LOVE the fish card. I might have to get one for hubby!

Saturday, January 12, 2008 8:51:00 AM  
Blogger Sizzle said...

i want to love etsy but then i bought something from there for a christmas present and...it was horrible! the craftsmanship was crap and it didn't look like the picture. now i am afraid to buy more things. sigh.

Saturday, January 12, 2008 9:27:00 AM  
Anonymous kat said...

You know what you should do? You should turn in a model like the brady bunch house. You know, like the dad did in the movie. Do it every time.

I want a kitchen with a house too. I never speculate on the lottery I don't play...but if I ever hit I'd want a Martha Stewart set kitchen customized for me.

Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger Nanette said...

Dahahaha! I love Kat's idea!

Saturday, January 12, 2008 5:14:00 PM  
Anonymous P. said...

that's the first and only coffee-based beverage that i've truly enjoyed from starbucks. thanks, never thought about ordering it 'off-season'!

Saturday, January 12, 2008 7:16:00 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

Totally random, but the "Love Love Love" card reminded me of the part in "Love Actually" where they start singing and playing that song. Swoon.

Saturday, January 12, 2008 7:18:00 PM  

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