I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
Yo if you live in our neighborhood you better mind yer biz. The Old Lady will find out what you are up to, even if you never even see her.
The boys and I took O.G. out to dinner. When I pulled up she was standing at the window, and waved. The first words out of her mouth when she got into the car:
O.G.: "Hey. The neighbors are moving!"
Jenn: "Oh. What neighbors?"
O.G.: "The ones in the back!"
Jenn: "The girls?"
Jenn: "The Birdman?"
O.G.: "No, no the other ones!!"
Jenn: "I didn't even know you had other ones. How do you know they're moving, did they tell you?"
O.G.: "WELL. This morning I saw the man and he didn't say ANYTHING. Then I saw a truck pull up and there were small boxes and bags. Then hours later a BIGGER truck pulled up and I saw a dining set, two chairs, a living room set. Then out came a bedroom set, then a second bedroom set..."
Jenn: "What the hell? You are like f*ing Snoopy McSnooperson! How long have you been standing at that window exactly??"
O.G.: "Heh. All day. I'M KIDDING."
Jenn: "Sadly, you're not."
O.G.: "So then another truck pulled up...."