Tuesday, February 26, 2008

They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise

You know how I am starting an all female gang? Applications currently being accepted, submit your resume or portfolio, cooking and design skills not a requirement but a plus.

Well we'd probably wear pink satin jackets emblazoned with our gang name on the back and have our gang nicknames stitched on the front. We'd also carry these -

...pink knives with a pink blade with it's own pink sheath. For stabbing people. Or for cutting up strawberries, whatever.

Jigga what? Gangstas don't cook? Wanna bet?

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16 Comments:

Blogger dapotato said...

coolio. ceramic knives rock. as do the tags on this post.

too bad i rarely do pink. i don't think i could bear being jumped in using a pink knife.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 5:31:00 PM  
Blogger Sizzle said...

I so want to be in your gang. I look really good in pink AND I kick serious ass. And make really delicious banana bread and coconut cake.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 6:08:00 PM  
Blogger alexis said...

All I can picture is the scene from Old School when they chase all of the pledges down with their van... so, of course, count me in! I did go to school in da' hood after all. Might as well put it to use! What what!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 6:37:00 PM  
Blogger Jesser said...

Sign me up ... I'm not too pure to be pink. ;)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 6:58:00 PM  
Blogger the slackmistress said...

Every pink gang needs a pink car.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/slackmistress/sets/72157594153472826/detail/

Not to mention that I have the Rizzo thing down.

I'm also going to begin training on wielding a knife as a weapon.

Of course, you could not have me in your gang...but do you really want me in a rival gang?

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:50:00 PM  
Anonymous tokiwa said...

OK delurking b/c I seriously love your blog and I think being in a gang with you would rawk!

Not much of a cook, but I got some bento skillz to add into the mix.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I owned that knife. Or I did until Dad broke it. Yeah broke it. Hint 1 -Don't put in the dishwasher. Hint 2 - If you ignored hint 1 don't let it fall on the element Hint 3 If you ignored hint 1 and 2 don't let your Dad try and fix it for you. 'nough said! Kielz in NZ

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous cc said...

i make my steak like Coolio all the time. But it was a lot more entertaining watching him do it. And I love the knife.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Julie said...

I wanna be in da gang...I make a mean lasagne and I can craft like crazy...

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:01:00 AM  
Blogger Darlene said...

I'll need to see your gang sign before I apply.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:01:00 AM  
Anonymous doahleigh said...

For stabbing people. Definitely for stabbing people. Please.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Delurking after months! I love your blog and would have your back in a heart beat!

Coolio's clip had be rolling and my co-workers looking at me like I'd lost it.

I can cook, bead, and kick some ass too!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger jami said...

i'm in

cooking, yes

not so much with the design skillz

but see how i'm hip to the gang lingo?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger mrsmogul said...

I'm joining! Can I bring my pink bowls?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:20:00 PM  
Anonymous mayieve said...

pink satin jackets as in Grease! :D

Friday, February 29, 2008 5:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Myles said...

It won't work in actual fact, that is exactly what I suppose.
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Friday, February 10, 2012 10:32:00 AM  

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