This is my ninth sick day this semester. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung.
I am sick. Scratch that. I have the death virus. In the past 24 hours I've had 4 nosebleeds just from coughing. I have my own personal little Outbreak Monkey - aka the Kid, to thank. Meanwhile he seems to be doing fine, the virus must mutate when it hits people over 40 inches tall.
There's nothing worse than a summer cold. At least in the winter you can curl up with a blankie and some hot chocolate. But in the summer? All you can do is sweat. Especially in this heat. Lord, do I hate sweating. I have a client who wants to install a steam sauna and I'm like - WHY. Unless I am exercising I see no reason to sweat. Ugh. The heat.
In a weird fit I went through my closet and threw out half of my shoes. When I got pregnant I went up to a size 8. Then for two years down to a size 7. Now I am back to a size 6.5. What the heck. If anyone wants some barely worn size 7s they are all yours. I'm sure it's the combination heat/death virus that is causing me not to think straight. I wonder what else I threw out. I better check on the kid's birth certificates, tout de suite.
There's nothing worse than a summer cold. At least in the winter you can curl up with a blankie and some hot chocolate. But in the summer? All you can do is sweat. Especially in this heat. Lord, do I hate sweating. I have a client who wants to install a steam sauna and I'm like - WHY. Unless I am exercising I see no reason to sweat. Ugh. The heat.
In a weird fit I went through my closet and threw out half of my shoes. When I got pregnant I went up to a size 8. Then for two years down to a size 7. Now I am back to a size 6.5. What the heck. If anyone wants some barely worn size 7s they are all yours. I'm sure it's the combination heat/death virus that is causing me not to think straight. I wonder what else I threw out. I better check on the kid's birth certificates, tout de suite.
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I think the virus mutates in those who don't stop and rest to get better (yes, I'm being your mom).
Oh and I work on the sun apparently, as the article mentions. It felt hot but I had no idea it was that bad.
I hate sweating. Why do you think I live in Seattle? I don't have to sweat unless it is on purpose. I don't understand saunas. They make me pass out.
I sincerely hope you feel better soon!
Don't read Stephen King's "The Stand."
Hope you get better in time for SDCCI; D and I both usually end up feeling like crap for 1-4 days afterward.
Hope you feel better. No better time for Netflix!
I hope you feel better!
p.s. I think Gwen Stefani is secretly stalking the Baking Mafia. She was eating dinner next to me and my sister tonight. Tell Nanette and Jami to watch out...they're next.
Hmmm...I'm usually a 6.5, but depending on the style, I sometimes take a 7. We'll talk.
P.S. Get well very soon!
oh to have smaller feet - cause you have cute shoes.
why can't you guys get average run of the mill illness?
-kat
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