Harris: Well, that's how L.A. coped with that surprise low of 58 degrees that turned the weekend into a real weenie shrinker!
Jenn: "That is ridiculous."
O.G.: "I'm serious, nothing fits around my waist."
Jenn: "How is that possible when you are 95 pounds??"
O.G.: "I weigh 107 now."
Jenn: "Wow, you are a fat ass."
O.G.: "I told you."
So I took Fat Bastard out to breakfast, where she ate hers and half of mine. I guess that's how she gained the weight. Then we headed to Target to look for...snow gear. While it's true, she is planning on heading to a colder climate, she did find a jacket for "right now." After all, it IS a chilly 67 degrees here. Or in Los Angeles terms, Uggs and mini skirt weather. I wouldn't be caught dead in that though, no way. I'm waiting for it to dip all the way down to 65 so that I can wear my seasonal t-shirt+scarf winter ensemble.
Then we headed to Mattel Corporate headquarters. I've written about their discount store before (Hello Kitty Barbie!), it's spectacular. The prices are unbelievable. Most everything is 60%-80% off, and if you are in the market for Barbies...man, this is the place for you.O.G. bought the Baby a Batman toy for his birthday, retail: $40, she paid $16. And I got out of there with some Hot Wheels for just 40 cents.
Next week they open their 'Holiday Tent', which has even more bargains at even lower prices. You'd be shocked at some of the great stuff they have here, many of which are on a lot of kid's holiday wishlists, I'm sure.